Just Read: Zenith Angle, by Bruce Sterling
Ahhh.. Bruce. I really liked most of your stuff.
Schismatrix
- wonderful. Heavy
Weather - terrific. Even
Distraction
I liked. All these are
either
far future books, or have tech that's at least plausible. Zenith Angle is just
painfully bad. Like a low-budget Sci-Fi channel movie, you get things like a
SPAM (as in email) powered laser (?!?!?!) capable of gently disrupting some
satellite communications. Or something. Oh, yeah, there is some sort of super
glue gun involved too that like a miniature jet engine that can fire
bullets.Presumably the book is trying
to point out (and lampoon perhaps?) how difficult it is for a Bond-style bad guy
(aka, Blofeld) to build and sell to the highest builder some sort of global
super weapon. Which may be a good premise - except that the execution here is
so bad,
so drawn
out, and
so
completely dull as to boggle the mind. I gave it chance - reading through the
entire thing hoping it would take good turn. I should have quit after the first
quarter of the book involved tracking down a long-lost grandfather who's
contribution to the plot is some clichéd advice and the aforementioned
super glue gun.Stay away. Bruce - you
can do
way
better. You contribute great stuff to Wired all the time. I'm convinced that
this book was written in a caffeine-induced trance shortly after 9/11. If you're
going to go with techno-thrillers, please keep the tech
semi-plausible.
Posted: Sat
- July 10, 2004 at 09:52 PM